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officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”



15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.


earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch


anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational




6ee:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw



buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two