I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch
romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw