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grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were


contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop


tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters


sighconic:

this conversation changed me



psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world

psyducked:

finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world


blackdenimjeans:

My fav is a liar

blackdenimjeans:

My fav is a liar


totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying


inbox me a fairy tale 

  • Snow White:  Do you consider yourself pretty?
  • Sleeping Beauty:  How many hours do you sleep each night?
  • Cinderella:  Do you have a curfew?
  • Rapunzel:  Do you like being outside?
  • Little Red Riding Hood:  Do you trust strangers easily?
  • The Wolf and the seven little Goats:  Are you easily fooled?
  • The Seven Ravens:  Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
  • Beauty and the Beast:  What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
  • The Little Mermaid:  What sacrifice would you bring for love?
  • The Frog Prince:  What do you find disgusting?
  • Jack and the Beanstalk:  What plants are in your room?
  • Puss in Boots:  Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
  • Rumpelstiltskin:  What is the meaning of your url?
  • Bluebeard:  Name one character flaw!
  • Pinocchio:  What is your greatest wish?
  • Peter Pan:  What is your (mental) age?
  • The Star Money:  What is your most prized possession?
  • Golden Mary and Pitch Mary:  Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
  • The Snow Queen:  Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
  • Godfather Death:  What qualities do you think make a good parent?
  • The Twelve Dancing Princesses:  Do you like to go on parties?
  • The Emperor's New Clothes:  Do you care much about your clothes?
  • The Valiant Little Tailor:  Do you think of yourself as brave?
  • The Princess and the Pea:  Are you a squeamish person?

premium-gifs:

Real life flappy bird.


trebled-negrita-princess:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

This has literally brought joy to my day lol

trebled-negrita-princess:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

This has literally brought joy to my day lol


breakfastburritoe:

I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast


daftpnk:

not now boner


fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.


lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news

lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news